14th Jan2011

Oh Deer…

by metariza

Kemaren pagi pas berangkat ngantor, Pandu nyeritain joke ini…not sure where he got it from, tapi yang jelas bikin ngakak-ngakak di pagi hari.

All you need is love…and laugh to start your day :D

so here I am sharing his joke (pardon me, I don’t know who the creator is so I cannot give credit) to welcome oue weekend! Have a great weekend all :D

One day at the immigration, a conversation between the immigration officer (O)  and a foreigner (F):

O : Do you speak English?

F : Yes!

O : Name?

F : Apus Kwaku Sarpong

O : Sex?

F : Three to five times a week.

O : No, no…I mean male or female?

F : Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.

O : Holy cow!

F : Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.

O : But isn’t that hostile?

F : Horse style, doggy style, any style!

O : Oh dear!

F : No, no! Deer run too fast…

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